Tuesday, February 16, 2010

One Liners

 

Christian One Liners

Don't
let your worries get the best of you;
Remember, Moses started out as a
basket case.


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Some
people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
Until you try to sit in their
pews..


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Many
folks want to serve God,


But
only as advisers.


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It
is easier to preach ten sermons


Than
it is to live one.


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The
good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,
But mosquitoes come
close.


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When
you get to your wit's end,
You'll find God lives
there.


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People
are funny; they want the front of the bus,
Middle of the road,
And
back of the church.


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Opportunity
may knock once,
But temptation bangs on the front door
forever.


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Quit
griping about your church;


If
it was perfect, you couldn't belong.


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If
a church wants a better pastor,
It only needs to pray for the one it
has.


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God
Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until
he
is dead. So why should you?


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Some
minds are like concrete


Thoroughly
mixed up and permanently set.


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Peace
starts with a smile.


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I
don't know why some people change churches;
What difference does it make
which one you stay home from?


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A
lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises'
Are just sitting
on the premises.


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Be
ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.


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Stop,
Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.


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Coincidence
is when God chooses to remain anonymous.


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Don't
put a question mark where God put a period.


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Forbidden
fruits create many jams.


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God
doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.


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God
grades on the cross, not the curve.


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God loves everyone,
But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over
'religious nuts!'


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God
promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.


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He
who angers you, controls you!


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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!


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Prayer:

Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!


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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind
us.


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The
Will of God never takes you to where the
Grace of God will not protect
you.


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We
don't change the message,
The message changes us.



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You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him.


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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4
given.


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If this blessed you in a profound way today,

Share it with a few friends to bless
them!

I
bet someone else will LOVE it too.


 

There
is no greater treasure than a good friend!
 


Life
isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the
rain.




"IN GOD WE TRUST"

Saturday, February 13, 2010

New Stuff...

Here is the new dress I made for Maddie a few weeks ago...

 

I made it from a recycled t-shirt (Riley's cast-off), a fat quarter from my stash and some ribbon that was also from my stash. Basically it was FREE, did I mention how much I like "free" ?


 

It's a little big, so that just means she will be able to wear it longer...


 

What an agreeable little model. I love her!

Here's a pic of Maddie rockin' her first black eye!

 

Here is the dress I made for Riley's Daddy-Daughter Dance that is coming up on Feb. 22:

 

A view of the back:

 

I made it out a very large, elastic-waist skirt I bought at a resale store for $3

 

It was almost free.

Here is the pillowcase dress I made for Riley. It is the first attempt for me, I have seen many pillowcase dresses around for a long time, so I finally made one out of a brand new pillowcase I had in my stash. I already had the ribbon too, so you know what that means...


 

  

I love it! I am definitely going to make more of those!
Finally, here is the last project for now...

Maddie's Picnic Dress:


 

 

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Awesome!!!!

I am so excited about this! Good luck me!! :)
They are giving away 2 awesome Janome machines!